9. Zen and the Art of Masturbation 5.12d **** (S) Next line right of Stucconu. Begin with an easy start then quickly transition to heinous crimping interspersed with mellow pocket climbing to reach the upper headwall. Try to get a shake then tackle the overhang to reach a jug. Trend left to hide in a large hueco for a bit then creep out to take the finishing jugs to the chains. Bolted by Troy Davison.
User:Ray  Date: May 7th, 2007 Comments: Does anyone know if Eric or Troy named this thing?
User:clmbnggeek  Date: May 8th, 2007 Comments: They named it Zen And The Art Of Masturbation
User: someone   Date: Jun 17th, 2007 Comments: great climb, not so great name
User: someone   Date: Jun 19th, 2007 Comments: 12c maybe d
User:Andrew  Date: Jun 19th, 2007 Comments: I'll go for d, but it is way harder than OJ, or any other 12c I have done.
User:allah  Date: Jun 19th, 2007 Comments: I would agree with 12c maybe 12d after more holds break up higher
User:jonnyp63  Date: Jul 29th, 2007 Comments: i think it might be a tall thing, it felt rather easy to me after i had a beta run, but my short buddy trick had a lot of troubles at the top and had to do a lot harder moves down low
User:Horatio Felacio  Date: Sep 17th, 2007 Comments: ray ellington, infamous guidebook author, sent this thing on his 2ND TRY on September 16, 2007!!!!!!!!!! That is why HE writes guidebooks!!!!!
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never replace common sense and caution, competent guidance and instruction,
and actually being outside. One should be especially cautious on matters
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