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Funny Adam, we were dining the other day at the Beattyville DQ with a bunch of equally obese people, all watching this hilarious Fluff Mudder-esque TV show called "America's First Ninja Warrior" or something like that. There were a couple "climbers" whoring themselves out on the show, all super gay to a man, and all failed early on in the bizarre, S&M-lite obstacle course the brilliant creative minds behind the show had cooked up... a pretty poor showing for rock climbing overall, especially compared to the gymnasts and parkour dudes. We were wondering how a climber with actual measurable testosterone (or estrogen) levels would do on the show... seems like you would do pretty well since most of the tests of sexuality were upper-body related, especially one near the end involving dynamic pull-ups (moving the bar up a notch with each pull-up) and hand traversing across these slippery little balls. Maybe you could incorporate some slippery balls into your training regime? The secret to 15c?
I even ordered another chocolate cherry blizzard to catch the end of the show. The whole experience made me so happy to have escaped the hilarious soul-less world of TV grip work.