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This route is located in the Miller Fork at Secret Garden

No Regrets

0 votes 5.10b (Sport) **

First Ascent: Mike Cook in 2014
Length: 50ft
Bolts: 4 (report bad bolts/anchors)

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The furthest route right at this time and thankfully the last route on the wall with propaganda laden names. Begin on an attached rock platform left of a fat, dirty flake. Probably the least best of the lines on this wall.
Moves: Balancy
Descent: Chains
Stays Dry: Does not stay dry
Owner: RRGCC

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2.23 stars (26 votes)
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5.10c (27 votes)

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Willy said on April 8th, 2014
Don't even let the moderate grade entice you into climbing this pile. If 5.9 or even 5.10 is around your limit, this and the line left of it will likely shut you down.
Brentucky said on April 8th, 2014
Like Willy, I did not locate the 5.9 holds on this one.
pigsteak said on April 19th, 2014
mid 10 at least....
rjackson said on April 20th, 2014
This thing is no where near 5.9. And definitely not a warm-up... That said, you better put on your "thinking cap" if you expect success.
Mike Cook said on May 5th, 2014
Sweet baby jesus...
caribe said on June 28th, 2014
I am calling this thing Truther 3.
Anonymous said on November 29th, 2014
Mike, just by reading your statements and the comments by others, please stop bolting routes. Apparently you have no idea what you're doing.
Anonymous said on December 1st, 2014
I think this nut job bolted to spread the 911 conspiracy bullshit rather than to put up a good route. Fuck off Mike Cook.
kenellis said on March 23rd, 2015
I liked the moves on this one and didn't find the bolting as irritating as the other two to the left. Felt like 10+ to me, but it also felt like I was doing the first half all wrong. Glad I got on it despite the low star rating.
Chiyram said on May 25th, 2015
Good route, reminds me of New River climbing. Very technical and can feel very hard if this style isn't for you. Bolting is the best, but it's a good slab route.
Anonymous said on May 25th, 2015
hey FBI, etc..., it's not partisan, it's just that i'd rather suck the cock of 'truther's' rather than olde fashioned 'patriots.' it's not that you guys totally lack style but that your insistence that the federal gov. back up your ostensibly 'free market' security business.... no balls.
Rollo said on May 27th, 2015
I liked it. Felt like most short mid-10 slabs at the red. I only have one more to complete the Conspiracy Wall.
veela-valoom said on September 25th, 2017
Fun moves. Weird bolting.It doesn't feel like the bolts have much correlation to where the holds are with a weird little runout. Not that sketchy, just weird.