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Cloudy with a Chance of Seamen

This route is located in the Miller Fork at Cloud 9

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Douche Canoe 5.11d (Sport) ****

First Ascent: Dario Ventura in 2013
Length: 70ft
Bolts: 8 (report bad bolts/anchors)

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This pumpfest will gift you with a rest in a vagina shaped hueco right when you need it. Don't hang out there too long though or you may squirt out like a ping pong ball in a Vietnamese strip club.
Moves: Pumpy
Descent: Chains
Stays Dry: Downpour
Owner: RRGCC
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4.09 stars (11 votes)
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Submitted by: dustonian
Date: Nov 30th, 2014

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1
rich said on March 23rd, 2014
eloquent route description. Fun climb!
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dustonian said on December 1st, 2014
Killer endurance climbing
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KylePurp said on July 7th, 2020
This description is low key offensive. My ex side chick is a stripper who happen to be Vietnamese. She don’t squirt neither. Shit is wack. This is 2020 son.
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lil_reggie said on July 7th, 2020
If that description is low key offensive, you're low key soft.
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KylePurp said on July 7th, 2020
Lil Reggie be the type of guy who calls you soft then climbs in Muir Valley every weekend.
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vertical1 said on July 7th, 2020
I would think this route name is only offensive to Douche Canoes.
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Anonymous said on July 7th, 2020
Description is stupid. Change it please.
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mario_tarrecuccni said on July 7th, 2020
RRC is far from your anonymous PC playground, deal with it.
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lil_reggie said on July 7th, 2020
kylepurp be the kind of boy that thinks strippers actually like him when he gets a lap dance. Lil reg dont climb muir, dont act like you know. boy
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Steezmcgee said on July 7th, 2020
I heard that lil reggie is so soft he couldnt handle the rocks in salt lake and had to move back to the red to project air ride equipped!
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whoneedsfeet said on July 7th, 2020
No that was me, not lil reggie