Left Coast

This route is located in the Miller Fork at Chaos

The 2nd Law

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Funky Toe 5.12b (Sport) ****

First Ascent: Kipp Trummel in 2014
Length: 65ft
Bolts: 9 (report bad bolts/anchors)

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Next line right of Left Coast. Wear good shoes for this one and don't let that stanky toe infection keep you from stepping hard!
Moves: Bouldery
Descent: Chains
Stays Dry: Downpour
Owner: RRGCC

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2.8 stars (5 votes)
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5.12b (2 votes)

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pigsteak said on October 28th, 2014
super sequential...love me some.
bcircell said on October 23rd, 2017
Contender for the worst 12b in Kentucky. If you or your partner is considering doing this, punch yourself in the face and then drive to Left Flank instead. 20 feet of shitty climbing on crumbly fungal holds leads to 6 good moves, leads to 30 feet of shitty climbing on crumbly, fungus ridden, time bomb holds. I award this route 0 stars am now a worse climber for having gotten on it.
Anonymous said on October 23rd, 2017
lol tell us how you really feel
aaronkupferer said on October 24th, 2017
Haha... Imagine that: a newer route that doesn't clean itself. And comparing it to a crag that's been around for 25 years... Okay, point taken. Might I suggest using your time to help clean rather than complaining?
bcircell said on October 24th, 2017
Cleaning isn't going to help. The hard part is good rock, the rest is north facing choss that is going to moss over barring a lot of traffic, which this route is not going to get. I feel my time is pretty well spent warning others away, so -their- time isn't similarly wasted. Swamp Gator - just around the corner is a much better option.
Sandymalone88 said on October 24th, 2017
Lol, you sure had a rough time on this route. I've been on this route once and thought the bouldery section made the start and the finish worth it. The rest was a bit dirty, but not as bad as you make it sound. I don't ever recall moss growing on an overhung face. Do you mean Lichen? Those are completely different.
aaronkupferer said on October 25th, 2017
As differing opinions go: Fun moves all around. Sure, a little dirty (I hated my first time up), but worth my time as well (@sandymalone88)... Thanks Kipp :) Keep up the good work, wherever you are ;)
Anonymous said on October 25th, 2017
This thing would get NO stars in Ceuse. Slightly dustierthan the routes that just fell off El Cap. I want my money back!
Anonymous said on October 26th, 2017
Definitely stay off this route till the guy with the blue sidewalk chalk comes by and does it.