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Cromper's Mom

This route is located in the Southern Region at Bob Marley Crag

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The Ultimate Crumbsnatch 5.10- (Sport) ***

First Ascent: Zimba Zaleski, Matthew Jaggers in 2020
Length: 50ft
Bolts: 5 (report bad bolts/anchors)

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Find this climb on the far right side of Bob Marley Crag, past the cave routes. Continue along the trail until you see the flaring 4-5ft wide chimney, then navigate the easy, two move 5.4 climb into the base of the corridor. Enjoy airy exposure? Then come take on this novel RRG leg pumper. Choose your own start, then pull the early crux which will let you know if you're ready for the spice that follows. Once you've gained the standing rest, take on the impossible face by stemming and chimneying your way to the lip. After clipping the last bolt, keep your head together on the easy 5.3 terrain to the anchor and avoid thinking about the PG-13 danger. Clean with caution! Tram in, then clip your side of the line into the first draw and retrieve it with a stick clip once you're back on the ground, or just have your fearful follower clean on TR.
Moves: Stemming, Chimneying
Descent: Quick Links
Stays Dry: Does not stay dry
Owner: RRGCC

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Submitted by: Mdjagg
Date: Aug 28th, 2020


Anonymous said on August 28th, 2020
Damn that description is retarded... just say "climb this bolted trad route the hard way because that's where the gumball who retrobolted it chose to force the line"
Anonymous said on August 28th, 2020
How are you still managing to make 50 foot sport routes with 5 bolts pg-13.
Anonymous said on August 29th, 2020
This is all sorts of wrong. Squeezed bolted gear line and PG-13 spice at the top of a rap bolted sport route?? WTF? Turd Chopper we need you!
Anonymous said on September 13th, 2020
Chop chop chop
dustonian said on September 13th, 2020
I'm ok with a variation of this one being bolted. I don't think anyone had "gotten on" Cromper's Mom in like 10 years (hard to believe I know), and it was really just a novelty line climbed to get to the top of cliff instead of hiking around and scrambling to bolt other stuff anyway.
Mdjagg said on September 14th, 2020
Appreciate your response, Dustin. Id like to hear your opinion about the route if you ever check it out. Even though these two arrive at the same finish, I wouldnt call this a variant as you're never closer than 15-20+ft to Cromper's Mom, including the start.
Anonymous said on September 14th, 2020
Hey Jagg I think you accidentally wrote a novel where the route description should be
Anonymous said on September 15th, 2020
'Never closer than 15-20+ feet' but shares anchors with Cromper's Mom, checks out, you must have long arms..
Anonymous said on September 15th, 2020
No problem with this one. It doesn’t squeeze the chimney and it will seldom be seen much less climbed anyway.
Anonymous said on September 15th, 2020
The difference MJ is making here is this climbs the outside wide portion versus of the chimney versus the inside deeper portion. So, can i claim FAs of chimneys if i face left if the FA was facing right?
Cromper said on September 15th, 2020
This one looks like it skirts the outer labia whereas the other one is full on penetration. I think we can all agree those are two very different things.
Mdjagg said on September 15th, 2020
Lol, Cromper. Very different things indeed. Posted a picture of how the two lines run on Cromper's Mom's route page.
Anonymous said on September 16th, 2020
Very disturbing that Cromper refers to his mom this way.
Anonymous said on September 16th, 2020
I mean, think about it. Cromper is the only climber in The Red to actually, physically, touch that vagina. You go boy.
Anonymous said on September 16th, 2020
That is the most disgusting, stomach-turning thing ever written on this site, hands down 🤢
Anonymous said on September 16th, 2020
Thanks. I try. I pay attention to y'all's nonsense. I weave it up for you baby. Don't you know it.
Anonymous said on September 16th, 2020
I just took a good look at Maja's photo of Cromper's Mom. She is obviously laying on her stomach. I mean just look at that clit. It is obvious she is on her tummy.