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by Myke Dronez
Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:21 pm
Forum: Trad
Topic: Caver's Route on Tower Rock
Replies: 48
Views: 5562

Cavers is just an excuse to drink on the summit.. Listen to the captain.
by Myke Dronez
Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:21 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: CRAZY STUPID DEAL FROM THE $60 ROPE GUY!!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 10975

bcombs wrote:You people are sad, I hope you never own a business.
Oh please, BC is the wall mart of outdoor gear anyways. The best is buying a nice jacket, rag it out for a couple years, then tell em the zippers funny or that it bunches up on your gri and get a brand new one for the cost of shipping. 8)
by Myke Dronez
Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:30 am
Forum: Trad
Topic: Ohh this is going to be fun.
Replies: 27
Views: 6007

I wouldn't buy it- but if pulled it out of a crack I'd use it. I got a fetish for the booty and the sketchier the better- preferably gnarled, rusty, frayed, and completely frozen in an overcammed state. mmmm Ukranian mank.
by Myke Dronez
Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:10 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Taking Falls
Replies: 26
Views: 5180

Brentucky should have wrote:unless experienced belayer drinks WAY more than you! then your ass just better not fall! :lol:
fixed that for ya tucky :wink:
by Myke Dronez
Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:30 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: YEAH SNOW!!
Replies: 41
Views: 5492

-right now there is a girl across the street beating the ice covered tree in her front yard with a baseball bat while screaming obscenities. cabin fever?
by Myke Dronez
Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:46 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: YEAH SNOW!!
Replies: 41
Views: 5492

27 news came to my door last night to ask me where I was gonna move my vehicle since I live on an 'emergency snow route'- To which I replied "Its supposed to snow?". I got thirty seconds of fame and moved my truck only to wake up to piddly dusting with an icy crust. Not impressed.
by Myke Dronez
Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:32 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Climbing Equipment For Sale
Replies: 27
Views: 4750

trust fund traddies = booty baby!
by Myke Dronez
Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:52 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: 26.2 Oval Stickers
Replies: 76
Views: 8584

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by Myke Dronez
Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:24 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Which brand of rope do you prefer?
Replies: 75
Views: 10933

Redpoint wrote: I am sure that it takes bigger balls to climb trad than it does sport
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress-
But when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best-
by Myke Dronez
Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:13 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Climbing Equipment For Sale
Replies: 27
Views: 4750

after Odub showed us the light, I sold my rack to the scrapyard for $.35 a pound. found out it wasn't really as heavy as previously stated whilst making up excuses for piss poor climbing.
by Myke Dronez
Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:50 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: 26.2 Oval Stickers
Replies: 76
Views: 8584

The team suck bumper sticker trumps all with its honesty.
by Myke Dronez
Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:03 am
Forum: Trad
Topic: Bolt the cracks and stop hiding...
Replies: 213
Views: 26419

C'mon y'all- gear is for scared wankers. real men climb with only knots for pro. And you can stuff a knot in a wee little seam like five times as fast as clipping a bolt. Ever'body knows sport climbing is the hardest thing imaginable- ever. Hands down. So sportos- give yourselves a big pat on the ba...
by Myke Dronez
Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:54 am
Forum: Trad
Topic: Bolt the cracks and stop hiding...
Replies: 213
Views: 26419

512OW wrote:Brad, what the hell does this have to do with rabbit holes??
-go ask Alice, when shes ten feet tall
by Myke Dronez
Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:02 pm
Forum: More climbing!
Topic: why does it matter
Replies: 37
Views: 5420

I thought the little ones were just called butt plugs- you know, gotta pick the right tool for the job. Or so I've heard-
by Myke Dronez
Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:54 pm
Forum: More climbing!
Topic: why does it matter
Replies: 37
Views: 5420

I think your signature sums it up stix.