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by rustyvasectomy
Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:27 pm
Forum: Training/Nutrition/Injuries
Topic: Injury Prevention for younger people
Replies: 25
Views: 2366

lift heavy weights. use your back as much as possible, its the strongest part of your body.
by rustyvasectomy
Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:36 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Zipline
Replies: 16
Views: 1893

250,000 dollars seems a bit expensive to build a zipline.
by rustyvasectomy
Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:05 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1049

Yeah, merry fucking Christmas. If you are hungry, good luck trying to find a place to buy some food. You may starve to death, but at least you spent your last day celebrating a fat asshole breaking into people's chimneys.
by rustyvasectomy
Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:36 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Hey Sandbagger
Replies: 156
Views: 14517

Mike, I climb these routes over and over and over. We train by hitting the Red during the week and climbing these routes. We see how many we can do in a day. I don't climb them once then never again. hmm, but if you have the route uber wired then you aren't really qualified to grade it. I know ever...
by rustyvasectomy
Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:30 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Hey Sandbagger
Replies: 156
Views: 14517

nagypapa and thanatopsis are probably the same. thanatopsis has a harder move but nagy is way more sustained. both way harder than god's own stone tho.
by rustyvasectomy
Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:54 pm
Forum: Training/Nutrition/Injuries
Topic: Muscle Milk
Replies: 29
Views: 3842

just eat some meat.
by rustyvasectomy
Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:07 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Rockstar Watch 2009
Replies: 56
Views: 8926

Who the hell is this guy? I have never heard of him! Sounds like he is taking a big fat dump on every single route thrown at him. Like, judging by his RRG tear down, he sounds like he is stronger than Chris Sharma. Is it just me or are the people who are in every single magazine and movie, the famou...
by rustyvasectomy
Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:10 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Spraylord Wanted
Replies: 209
Views: 15909

nagypapa is harder than most of the 14s at the red. way harder than gods own stone for instance.
by rustyvasectomy
Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:40 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Spraylord Wanted
Replies: 209
Views: 15909

White Man's Overbite. Did every move first try this weekend. Doesn't sound like too much of an accomplishment but earlier in the year it took me about 15 tries each time to do the first boulder problem. I can't wait to start stringing sections together. The hard part is 18 moves for me. That's abou...
by rustyvasectomy
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:58 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Manifest Destiny 12a
Replies: 43
Views: 7253

and while your at it, get on the left variation. no rock climbing needed, just walk your feet up a ramp while holding on to hand grips!
by rustyvasectomy
Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:43 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Ridiculous comments from 8a.nu
Replies: 27
Views: 4727

Basically, becoming an 8a superstar is a easy 3 step process. Harness these three steps and you will be able to bask in the glory/naked chicks that 8a champions get by the truckload. Go to a popular cliff below your level and do these three steps. 1. Climb all the established routes. Log each route ...
by rustyvasectomy
Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:26 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Manifest Destiny 12a
Replies: 43
Views: 7253

bcombs wrote: ...wait...what? Are people from NC adverse to laying down? I think I for real fell asleep on this route.
Well firstly, their huge testicles rarely fit into conventional no hands rests. Also, its hard to spray about your latest heady trad send when you are all cramped up in a no hands.
by rustyvasectomy
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:35 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Ridiculous comments from 8a.nu
Replies: 27
Views: 4727

Some euro named Guntram Jörg that flashed a v-11 "Wow nice line, can´t find good hard lines :/ felt 3 times on the last move of the extension..." http://www.8a.nu/?IncPage=http%3A//web.8a.nu/scorecard/AscentList.aspx%3FUserId%3D16139%26AscentType%3D1%26AscentClass%3D0%26AscentListTimeInterval%3D1%...
by rustyvasectomy
Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:27 pm
Forum: Training/Nutrition/Injuries
Topic: broken scaphoid
Replies: 28
Views: 6172

hmmm a year? that sounds a bit over the top...
by rustyvasectomy
Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:39 pm
Forum: Training/Nutrition/Injuries
Topic: broken scaphoid
Replies: 28
Views: 6172

broke it doing campus lunges on the underside of a stair well after taking 15 shots of tequila. went to the hospital four days after it happened to get an x ray. now im in a splint and going to the hand specialist on tuesday. its totaly broken in half but they said it was sitting in the correct posi...