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I will give you my buddy's pager number. That seems like your communication style.

Look at all those amazing sport climbing walls!

So while we’re at it, I’ll tell my best Phantasia story. I worked for Jim at Natural Heights. The ending of that story was ugly, and what I’m about to tell was the beginning of the end, but this was when Natural Heights was still somewhat viable as a business and we were all relatively happy provid...

I've heard the Dick Doctor story (top notch), but never the My Bro Just Sent Twinkie story. Any way an entertaining summary can be provided here? Anybody know when this story happened? Just wondering cause I might know the guy and his boy. I had some local friends who used to knock around the gorge...

That story makes me cry everytime. Brad is a beautiful story teller, and if that story isn't in the intro of your book, then your book is not a true story of the red.

businessprofessional wrote:I've heard the Dick Doctor story (top notch), but never the My Bro Just Sent Twinkie story. Any way an entertaining summary can be provided here?

I think bcombs posted the story on here a long time ago. Maybe a dig through his post history will find it.

pumpout2004 wrote:Or the "my boy just sent Twinkie" story? One of the most epic examples of gratuitous spray. Not sure that is what Chris is looking for, but it is one of my favorites.

This might be better than the Miller Fork Dick Doctor story. Top notch.

Have you ever heard the story of the Miller fork Dick doctor? Classic non fiction.

Toy wrote:That's one perspective Andrew. Of course, another might be "those new guys must be fat"

yea the new guys broke all the holds.

Look how much bigger the holds were back then. Those dudes were so weak.

I got agonizingly close to quitting climbing. But couldn't send. Maybe next season.

singularity, suns out guns out, last rites, pandemic are all the best, everything else is trash.

Couple pointers for the FWD cars out there. Take it or leave it. 1.) Obviously default to Jeff's advice above if you have any hesitation or can't risk bumping up your car. Now: 2.) going up that mogul ridden hill is all about momentum. If you stop or slow down you are going to spin the fuck out of ...

krampus wrote:Y'all didn't really put rebar on a 5.9 did you? That's ridiculous

How do you think we made it 5.9 It would have been 5.14 without all the rebar.

The climbing after the rebar ladder is so good... don't hate.