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by SikMonkey
Thu May 25, 2006 10:56 am
Forum: More climbing!
Topic: Double Amputee bashed by Hillary
Replies: 47
Views: 20713

Summit fever. That is fucking craven as hell.
No kidding. It's kind of like new car fever, but with summit fever, the elements kill you as opposed to your spouse.

Mj
by SikMonkey
Tue May 23, 2006 11:26 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: first fotos are in for calendar!!
Replies: 38
Views: 16469

JEEZ Chester! Why would you want to go shoot up a wedding?!?!?!? They are just trying to get married for Pete's sake! :shock:

Mj
by SikMonkey
Fri May 19, 2006 9:38 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: No one has sprayed in awhile, but I'm gonna
Replies: 48
Views: 21387

I'll bring the camo G-string and the cocoa butter!

Mj
by SikMonkey
Wed May 17, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: first fotos are in for calendar!!
Replies: 38
Views: 16469

Nice pics, but are we looking at beautiful women or pissed off rockstars? Would it kill someone to smile?

Mj
by SikMonkey
Wed May 10, 2006 12:13 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Solution to overcrowding and access issues...
Replies: 27
Views: 10290

....fuck 'em and feed 'em fishheads..... or just throw gasoline on them and set 'em ablaze... A group of really hot foreign chicks just walked by....I ain't got time for this. I'm drunk.

Mj
by SikMonkey
Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:42 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Kicked out of the Red
Replies: 40
Views: 15992

Ah, one more reason NEVER to stay at that place. I have never camped there since I have started climbing and never will. Decent food, great gear shop, but would rather have my teeth pulled out than camp there.

Mj
by SikMonkey
Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:44 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Problems at the Red
Replies: 56
Views: 21528

Hey, I just thought of something.....Where is Wes during all of this? It seemed like we were missing an integral part of our community during these discussions but I couldn't figure out which one. WES, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?

Mj
by SikMonkey
Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:10 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Problems at the Red
Replies: 56
Views: 21528

Spragy,
you are absolutely 100% correct......that post was gay. All the warm fuzzies are giving me a hairball. ;)

Mj
by SikMonkey
Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:54 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: REI 20% Off
Replies: 10
Views: 4053

Uh, veto that last post. I am thinking of NMS.

Mj
by SikMonkey
Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:39 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: REI 20% Off
Replies: 10
Views: 4053

Actually, all you have to do is be on their mailing list. They have a "pay" membership as well, but to get the 20% off, you just have to be on the list. I got one which I will hopefully be able to use.

Mj
by SikMonkey
Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: drastic idea for Torrent Falls
Replies: 42
Views: 15138

The owner might as well close it completely and only let his "friends" come climb there Hey, in the end, if Mark wants to post regs saying "You can climb but only in a camoflage G-string with midgets hanging on your back" he can do that. You know why? HE IS THE G%$$#^&N LANDOWNER! Let us not forget...
by SikMonkey
Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: POTENTIAL CLOSURE OF TORRENT FALLS CRAG
Replies: 258
Views: 96875

life is too short and climbing areas too precious to deal with mr/ms I gotta scream expletives because my self-worth revolves around 5 whatever- Get a clue
Hey man, I have stress-induced Turrette's Syndrome. At least that's what I asked my doctor to diagnose me with. :D

Mj
by SikMonkey
Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: POTENTIAL CLOSURE OF TORRENT FALLS CRAG
Replies: 258
Views: 96875

I'd pay $10 to climb at Torrent esp if there weren't 50 dirtbags there
I most certainly would as well as I think Torrent is more than worth it, but Mark said he didn't want to be running a climbing gym.

Mj
by SikMonkey
Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: More climbing!
Topic: David Lama beats up rocks?
Replies: 13
Views: 4963

In the video Karma they mention that the people from Nepal are the strongest humans on earth

It's from all the sherpa work and yak wrestling.

Mj
by SikMonkey
Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:03 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Global Village Climbing
Replies: 82
Views: 24713

Hell, those copperheads won't bother you. If they are in your way, just pick them up and move them over. The real danger lies when someone freaks out upon seeing one and takes a leap off of one of those cliffs or tries to pet one.

Mj