How do I stop being a Gumby?

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moloch415
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How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by moloch415 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:02 pm

I've tried to be enlightened about this and not mind, but it irks me to see 'Gumby' posted under my name. At what point does that poop go away? To be clear, I'm no badass, but certainly no gumby.

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by michaelarmand » Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:26 pm

Engage in some heated political fights with other morons on this site. Worked for me.
I've been a gumby longer than you've been climbing.

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by Rotarypwr345704 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:26 am

Referring to Dr. Bob as Hitler worked for me. Gotta do something big to get Ray's attention and he'll give you a little shout out.
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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by krampus » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:46 am

the topics these days are almost too tame to surpass gumbydome.
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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by clif » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:56 am

i'm handing out free Viagra and kisses on trail day. join my team.
training is for people who care, i have a job.

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by KD » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:09 am

You probably wont reach enlightenment by "trying..." Embrace your inner gumby and realize all else is illusion.

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by whoneedsfeet » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:27 am

I just trolled dustin enough to get my ghetto pass.
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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by moloch415 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:41 am

cool. thanks guys. i was fully expecting a string of 'but you are a gumby' posts

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by cramacam » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:57 pm

I've occasionally made some cheeky boob comments and the obligatory penis remark... I did troll ray once about drinking his sweat from his saturated shirt at the gym. None of these worked. (The sweat drink didn't make me much stronger either.)

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by cramacam » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:58 pm

On second thought, that may have been Keith Urban's shirt.

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by ynp1 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:23 pm

If you make 200 or 250 post you become a poser.

Or just piss off ray's girl friend, now wife. That worked for me...
I don't have haters, I have fans in denial.

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Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Post by Rx2Climb » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:54 am

Why wouldn't you want to be a gumby? Gumby is the coolest!
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