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by **rjackson** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:08 am

pawilkes wrote:...and as for the first "nice" weekend of the year, I've had alot of better weekends this year already.

Second that.

by **rhunt** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:37 am

ah yes spring time at the red...

by **Wes** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:02 pm

So, I changed the title slightly and made it a sticky so we can keep adding to this thread, rather then creating a new one every week.

by JR » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:43 pm

I lowered off of a single open shut because the second one wouldn't accept the rope. I rationalized it though. I thought, hey I tie a bowline. It is a tricky knot* that I might screw up given another chance.

Wait a minute. This thread is about being an idiot on the "weekend". This went down on a Monday. Forget it.

*Tricky Knot. Is it me or does the Bowline or Double Bowling tie differently when hanging from the anchors on steep routes?

by **Jay** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:31 am

The belay card army was out in full force on Sunday.

We saw:

A girl hold herself up by grabbing the rope above her atc while she unclipped from the anchor. (her partner did have her on a fireman's, at least...)

Numerous counts of bushwhacking/trail erosion, including one dude who actually argued with us for calling him out on it, despite the fact he was still standing directly behind a barrier rope with a "This is not a trail" sign attached... :roll:

A person putting on/taking off her chalkbag by pulling it over her head.

A super annoying group of people who kept yelling "Spring break 2009! Woo!!!"

Oh wait. That last one was us. :lol:

by **flashmaster** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:57 am

Dont come to the gorge this week. Miggies is chock full of spring breakers. Unless you wanna drink some cheap beer and look at hot college girls!

Website · by **ditzywonder** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:23 pm

keep the back field open for some of em too....geez. couldnt even get to the climbs past the hair twirling gym twits.

Website · by **ditzywonder** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:27 pm

spring break 2009....whooooooo!

by **endercore** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:09 pm

flashmaster wrote:Dont come to the gorge this week. Miggies is chock full of spring breakers. Unless you wanna drink some cheap beer and look at hot college girls!

doesn't sound half bad... think they will come back to my tent/

by **Shamis** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:50 pm

flashmaster wrote:Dont come to the gorge this week. Miggies is chock full of spring breakers. Unless you wanna drink some cheap beer and look at hot college girls!

sounds ok to me. We got rained out pretty bad on sunday, but at least there were chicks at the crag with boobs too big to climb hard.

by **tdmath2** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:02 pm

To add to jays earlier statement there was also some douche grunting and dynoing on a 5.7 what a jerk right?

by **der uber** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:27 pm

the catch phrase of the week is "that's going to make it on the idiot report"

by **Jay** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:10 pm

tdmath2 wrote:To add to jays earlier statement there was also some douche grunting and dynoing on a 5.7 what a jerk right?

Yeah I saw that guy too. What a chuffer!

by **DHB** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:56 am

What about the spaniards blasting samba music at Military on Tuesday?

Or the girl who was standing 20 ft behind Fuzzy, anchored to the tree 30 ft behind Fuzzy belaying (with an ATC and prussik) some guy who was fighting tooth and nail to get to the second bolt. she was going to anchor to the tree next to Fuzzy, but the climber suggested she take a few steps back.

Good luck with the soft catch, pal.

by **elevatedgaze** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:06 pm

sounds like a bunch of pussies complaining in here to me. It's funny how people feel much more comfortable in their home over the internet calling people out, than actually doing it on the spot. quit bitching and climb. Safety issues is one thing, but all this other stuff is just pointless rambling.

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