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Lost Skivvies

Post by pigsteak » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:36 pm

Dear Climber:
To whomever lost/disposed of their panties on the trail up at Bob Marley, I have a few questions.

First, these are turquoise and burgundy hawaiian motif boxers (size small) made by Patagonia. And now my tirade: why would you poop yourself and then leave your underwear virtually in the middle of the trail? As a climber, is that really how you feel about your fellow climbers, that they owe it to you to babysit you? No wonder the oil companies don't want us on their land..we can't even take care of our own.

Next, whatever good vibes/karma point/style you achieved by buying Patagonia was lost when you decided to go 180 degrees from what the esteemed founder of Patagonia was trying to accomplish. Just proves you were into fashion and not true environmentalism.

Lastly, if a bit of hershey squirts in the bottom of your drawers is all it takes for you to dispose of a $30 pair of undies in the middle of the trail, please stay at home and quit climbing.

Rjackson and I put them in a plastic bag and packed them out for you. you owe us. more importantly, shame on you for being so selfish and inconsiderate.
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Post by Toy » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:58 pm

booty?

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Post by KD » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:52 pm

I think I pooped right next to them - except i was off of the trail though and disposed correctly too.

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Re: Lost Skivvies

Post by redpointron » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:16 pm

pigsteak wrote:Dear Climber:
To whomever lost/disposed of their panties on the trail up at Bob Marley, I have a few questions.

First, these are turquoise and burgundy hawaiian motif boxers (size small) made by Patagonia. And now my tirade: why would you poop yourself and then leave your underwear virtually in the middle of the trail? As a climber, is that really how you feel about your fellow climbers, that they owe it to you to babysit you? No wonder the oil companies don't want us on their land..we can't even take care of our own.

Next, whatever good vibes/karma point/style you achieved by buying Patagonia was lost when you decided to go 180 degrees from what the esteemed founder of Patagonia was trying to accomplish. Just proves you were into fashion and not true environmentalism.

Lastly, if a bit of hershey squirts in the bottom of your drawers is all it takes for you to dispose of a $30 pair of undies in the middle of the trail, please stay at home and quit climbing.

Rjackson and I put them in a plastic bag and packed them out for you. you owe us. more importantly, shame on you for being so selfish and inconsiderate.
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Post by Lateralus » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:19 pm

How do they fit Pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:22 pm

I have to admit, voyeuristically the thought of these belonging to a lady was well, um.....yeah...anyway....




ok...still gross...we had loppers with us and picked them up that way.....lol...looked like radioactive material man...
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Post by RRO » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:24 pm

i left those there as a trap for bigfoot.......
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Post by tbwilsonky » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:31 pm

RRO wrote:i left those there as a trap for bigfoot.......
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Post by Meadows » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:15 pm

Wow.

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Post by rjackson » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:22 pm

Yep. Fact is so much stranger than fiction...
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Post by pigsteak » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:27 pm

rjackson, after pulling your head out of the plastic bag, did you dispose of these amazing boxers?

seriously folks, at times I have no idea why I am so cynical and then episodes like this restore my faith in the self abosrbed and self importance of humankind. thank you stinky drawers for restoring my ideals....
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Post by rjackson » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:08 pm

pigsteak wrote:did you dispose of these amazing boxers?
I'm sure there must be some kind of government regulation concerning such matters.
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Post by cliftongifford » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:54 am

shit, I ain't never had no pair of $30 patagonia under britches. I'll takem' if you fellers ain't gonna usem'. I reckon' a little stain ain't nothin' the old lady can't warsh out.

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Post by alien2 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:29 pm

Shouldn't this go in the Best Spray at the Cliffs thread?
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Post by Lateralus » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:47 pm

^
Clearly though these booty should be sanitized and auctioned for the cause.
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