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just spotted a bear...

Post by chester » Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:29 pm

Ames Tackett and I were getting ready to go hiking with the dogs and spotted a bear at the beginning of Tunnel Ridge Road. Needless to say we decided to go to Miguels and eat instead.

Yes, it was big. Scared the shit out of me (but not Ames). When it saw us it ran away. Never even occurred to me to get the bear mace out until we were down the road. So much for that.
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Post by DHB » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:02 pm

KILL IT!!!

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Post by john e aragon » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:53 pm

Did it occur to you take pictures of it, or have your dogs bark at it, or feed it, or just generally molest it until it attacked you? NO, you say. Well do not worry the government will kill it anyway.
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Post by Rotarypwr345704 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:54 pm

There are bears in the gorge? When did this happen? Is this the first sighting of the season?
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Post by dipsi » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:56 pm

Rotarypwr345704 wrote:There are bears in the gorge? When did this happen? Is this the first sighting of the season?
Yes. :roll:
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Post by chester » Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:03 pm

The scary thing is not 30 yards away from it two boys were playing in their yard.
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Post by pigsteak » Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:09 pm

chester wrote:The scary thing is not 30 yards away from it two boys were playing in their yard.
Are you sure it wasn't their dad with his shirt off?
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Post by woodchuck008 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:55 pm

chester wrote:The scary thing is not 30 yards away from it two boys were playing in their yard.
I've seen this scene in a Far Side cartoon!

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Post by anticlmber » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:26 am

Rotarypwr345704 wrote:There are bears in the gorge? When did this happen? Is this the first sighting of the season?
bears have been there since before the round eyes invaded.
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Post by overhung » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:06 am

woodchuck008 wrote:
chester wrote:The scary thing is not 30 yards away from it two boys were playing in their yard.
I've seen this scene in a Far Side cartoon!
Think I saw this one too. A bear has bitten and is hanging off a guy's face, and the wife says, "Be careful Herb... they can smell fear."
I've had just about enough of this shit.

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Post by woodchuck008 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:59 am

I was picturing the one where 2 kids are playing 'volleyball' with a small cub as the ball; the mother bear is watching with rage; ...
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Post by Saxman » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:01 pm

My favorite was the terrarium with a bear chasing a human as one alien scolds another with, "Gorok, you idiot! You've put incompatible species in the Earth terrarium!"
The theory of evolution is just as stupid as the theories of gravity and electromagnetism.

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Post by TradMike » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:10 pm

Saxman wrote:My favorite was the terrarium with a bear chasing a human as one alien scolds another with, "Gorok, you idiot! You've put incompatible species in the Earth terrarium!"
That statement might not be too far fetched
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... space.html

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Post by woodchuck008 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:57 pm

TradMike wrote:
Saxman wrote:My favorite was the terrarium with a bear chasing a human as one alien scolds another with, "Gorok, you idiot! You've put incompatible species in the Earth terrarium!"
That statement might not be too far fetched
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... space.html
My guess is the bear was piloting the spacecraft.

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