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new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:04 pm

as it seems many are clearly devoid of even common decency in their interactions with the outside world, this thread will be devoted to laying out the hard and fast rules of life.

1- If you are bald(ing) on top a ponytail or mullet in back is laughable.
2- if you are overweight, do not tuck in your tshirt.
3- yes, your dog at the crag IS part of the problem.
4-apparently "hipster" is a cool term right now...may I turn your attention to the route named yadda yadda yadda....exactly.
5-running shoes are meant for, well....running.
6-stay off the damn phone when in a public place or driving. it doesnt make you look important to intently stare at a tiny screen and show off your opposable thumbs.
7-blue jeans are not and never will be chic at the crag. and the 80's roll on the bottom hem is just another fashion disaster.
8-permadraws, stick clips, tick lists, and spraying to anyone who will listen...just don't do it.
9-get a job and pay your own way thru life. no one owes you anything.
10-it truly is sad to think how many people played the last big lottery and who vicariously watched a bunch of teenagers play basketball for three months. does your life really suck that bad?


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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Jeff » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:14 pm

I'm glad tax season is over. It was getting pretty stale around here.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by bcombs » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:00 pm

I'd like to give a +1 to number 6.

If we are at a restaurant and I don't hear some type of tone or beep and you pull out your phone and look at it, I'm leaving. This compulsive checking for new texts, apps, email, tweets, status updates, blog comments, etc, etc... is out of control. :)

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:05 pm

shoot I'd even go as far as to say phones should be turned completely off when in the company of real living breathing people. except for the once in a lifetime emergency of course.
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by climb2core » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:33 pm

bcombs wrote:I'd like to give a +1 to number 6.

If we are at a restaurant and I don't hear some type of tone or beep and you pull out your phone and look at it, I'm leaving. This compulsive checking for new texts, apps, email, tweets, status updates, blog comments, etc, etc... is out of control. :)

bcombs, I couldn't agree more!!!

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Post by Yasmeen » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:36 pm

Nice, C2C ;)

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by climb2core » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:48 pm

#8... No stick clips? Aren't you developers bolting routes now like everyone has a stick clip? First bolt 16 ft off the deck and second at 20 ft.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:03 pm

c2c..I don't make up the laws of the universe, they just are.
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by One-Fall » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:40 pm

#9 would end our overcrowding problems pretty quickly.
Can't we all just get along?

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by clif » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:55 pm

pigs-are you pregnant?
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:36 pm

11-if they can't drive themselves to the crag, please leave them inside.
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by climb2core » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:05 pm

Really, you needed a reminder and and amendment to get that one out? You are losing your edge old man.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by TradMike » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:59 pm

pigsteak wrote:as it seems many are clearly devoid of even common decency in their interactions with the outside world, this thread will be devoted to laying out the hard and fast rules of life.

9-get a job and pay your own way thru life. no one owes you anything.

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There is a flip side to this one. If you are running a corporation and making more than 20 times your average salary you need to go out back and shoot yourself in the head. You are the problem in today’s world. Your greed disgusts me. Or if you are a Private equity and buy companies then gut them for your profit, you need to go out back and shoot yourself in the head as well. You have brought nothing to the table but steel from everyone else's hard earned success.
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:59 pm

this was supposed to be an ever expanding list populated by you chuffers, but I see that the brain cells have been drowned out by the potential euphoria of sending and spraying at miggies in the coming 72 hours....
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:05 pm

does this include overpaid basketball coaches, athletes and our favorite musicians or just what you perceive as evil empires? and I hope to allah that you do not own anything Apple, microsoft, buy an auto, or ever go to starbucks, mcdonald's or chipolte.....and how do the hipsters phrase it....


oh yeah......wait for it.....


......just sayin' ;)
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