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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by der uber » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:57 am

TradMike wrote:
der uber wrote:If someone brings a hammock to the crag and sets it up out of the way of your stuff and climbs you are getting on, is that really a problem?
Several of the hammocks I have seen hanging have incredibly thin cord that cuts excessively into the bark. You can ring-bark a tree and kill it pretty easily this way. Repeated use with webbing will have the same effect.
My bad, I'm sure that's what he had in mind when he came up with that rule.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Cleveland » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:08 am

24. No more posting on rock climbing forums.
"Do it"

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Crankmas » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:38 am

There are NO rules and as for me I don't care what anyone thinks about a damn thing, think whatever you want it's your free will to use your mind as you wish, I don't care what your opinion on abortion is... the death penalty or any political stance the only thing I do ask is that when driving please use your turn signal for I cannot read your feeble mind...

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by sharon9999 » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:30 pm

I climbed yesterday.Wore my jeans...felt really uncomfortable like everyone was staring at me and thinking how un-chic I am....It ruined my whole day. Then when I drove home,I was so distraught by the whole experiance that I completly forgot to use my turn signals.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Crankmas » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:08 pm

don't care what others' think, it's just a way to empower assholes, if you care how that feel and you know someway to help then it is a good thing to act on those feelings, sorry a day of climbing could lead to such trauma, even self-induced as it was, as for the drive, you were thinking of yourself and not caring of others, not so good,

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by kafish2 » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:53 pm

I think I have a man crush on Der Uber

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:02 pm

kafish2 wrote:I think I have a man crush on Der Uber
Jeans at the crag will do that.

and remember der uber, I didn't 'come up with" any of these rules. they just are.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Willy » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:29 am

Blue jeans not cool? Cut the bottoms off up to about mid thigh and then they are the shizz!! Sent my first 5.12 in a pair of jorts that were soaked in brake fluid from using them to fix my vehicle after it broke down on the drive in. Willbilly Macgyver winning.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by sharon9999 » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:29 am

Wait,there's a clause I missed some where that if I soak my jeans in brake fluid then they aren't against the cool kids rules??I can so do that!My life has been restored!!!!I'll probably even use turn signals today!

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Crankmas » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:04 am

Thats the spirit!!

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Willy » Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:04 pm

The brake fluid isn't essential its just a sauce for the gourmet garments that are Jorts. Never hurts to practice safe lunch and use a condiment though

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by Meadows » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:14 pm

pigsteak wrote: 5-running shoes are meant for, well....running.
Unless they are made by Nike.

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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:06 pm

Meadows wrote:
pigsteak wrote: 5-running shoes are meant for, well....running.
Unless they are made by Nike.
superb;)
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by CLIMBTRAD » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:01 pm

You should really add flip flops to the list.. they are gayer than the manpri..
After a day of walking the crag those little piggys look nasty. Just think of all the old poo and piss your stomping thue.. yuk
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Re: new Rules to Live By

Post by pigsteak » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:16 pm

even sillier imo are these folks who bring flip flops to the crag just to have them in between burns....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.

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