Poop at Roadside

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Poop at Roadside

Post by steep4me » Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:02 pm

Went to Roadside this weekend. Yes, I registered and donated $. Saw a group of people there from Michigan (about 6-7 people) who did not register. The owner talked to them politely about the rules etc. Then, I heard the group discussing where to go next. One guy said, " let's go to Torrent." I said, "Do you have a cabin at Torrent?" He said, "No, we were just going to go over and check out the access over there." So I told him that there is no access at Torrent on Sat unless you have a cabin. Most of the group had never climbed outside before. After the leader of the group came back from going to the bathroom...they left. A few minutes later, we see poop and toilet paper under the cave where up yonder starts.
These people were really messing up access for the community. Don't worry. I packed out the guys poo to save the day. Pictures to follow.
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Re: Poop at Roadside

Post by dustonian » Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:28 pm

Pics of poop?

Sounds like things are back to normal there.... I give the place 6 months before it's closed again

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Post by ynp1 » Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:36 pm

Yeah and posting this really helps keep it open...

You are super bad ass for carrying another mans shit out! Is that what you wanted from this post???
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Post by steep4me » Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:50 pm

No, the goal of the post was to remind people not to be idiots and ruin access to these places. Same reason I picked up,the poop, so the owner wouldn't see it there. If he hears about it from this post, he will at least know that there are people trying to respect the place. He already knew there were poachers, as he spoke to them.
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Post by Savage » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:03 am

I would like to think that most people that visit this site already know better, but thanks for the reminder regardless.

Do you have pics of the people? As a michigander, I will gladly execute them so they no longer sully our good name.

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Post by steep4me » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:33 am

No pics, but thanks for the offer. It was 3 guys and 3 girls--college students. The one suggesting that they go poach torrent looked like van Morrison.
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Re: Poop at Roadside

Post by Raiden » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:20 am

I would be happy to put a bung in sir Van Morrison's brown eye if I ever see him in Michigan.

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Post by clif » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:39 am

thanks for stepping up steep4me and cleaning up. it's thankless enough without the insult of losing one's access.
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Post by whoneedsfeet » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:09 pm

I can see only one way to stop this from happening ever again. Blow up Michigan!!!!! The U S of A don't need no god damn mitten.
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Re: Poop at Roadside

Post by krampus » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:32 pm

nah, the next turd will just come from an ohitian, or a canuck, or worse a god damned SIFO hoser. Either way, when roadside gets closed again, I'll still be appreciative of the effort on the owners part
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Post by usmcmars » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:54 am

Poachers should be shot in the foot.

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Post by pdpcardsfan » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:43 pm

How do you register to get access?

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Post by KD » Sun Apr 19, 2015 2:41 pm

I once took a shit next to Van Morrison - didn't know he was pooping next to me until I got out and was washing my hands and then I saw him washing his hands too. i said "Oh my fucking god, is that you?" and he said that he was him. Fuckin' awesome dude and very careful hand-washer too I might add. Very hygienic person.

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