the important stuff!

Post by **joost** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:44 am

Hey!
What's this about a "dry county"!
I'm not coming if I can't have my daily 5 beers! (being only 14 I can't hold more than that).

And you have this age-thing with women. Something about going to jail if the sex wasn't good enough and they happened to be "under age". What's that?

joost,
Having doubts about the "Red" (no topropes)

Website · Post by **gunslnga** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:40 am

Joost,
Only a small part of the area is dry, beer is plentiful up and down the road.
As for the women, your on your own, good luck

Gunslnga

Post by **joost** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:53 am

Ah, good news on the beer then.
I've still got worries about the other stuff but I'll be coming over anyway.
J.

Post by **J-Rock** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:13 am

Sure, you can toprope at the Red, but it might require some hideous bushwhacking and scrambling through the rhodos followed by rappels through various species of thorns and briars... not really worth the effort.

Post by **pawilkes** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:22 am

joost, you sound like an idiot. one of the few things that makes me glad i can't make it to the red this season.

Post by **diggum** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:25 am

PaulPhil...you be nice. You're just mad cuz you're so far from cool people & decent rock.

Post by **Christian** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:36 am

Joost if you are 14 and you have sex with someone over 18 you won't get in trouble but the adult will be charged with a felony. If convicted that person is then put on a public website, labelled a "sex offender", a large red "p" is tatooed on their forehead and people with homicidal rage issues can then easily track them down and murder them.
Some people think that is okay.
Anyway it is your Karma,have fun.

Post by **meetVA** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:40 am

isn't the legal drinking age still 21 in ky regardless if the county is dry or not?

just a thought.

Post by **J-Rock** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:42 am

When I was in Japan there were vending machines all over the place filled with beer and there was no enforcement of a public intoxication law. It was awesome! I wonder what it would be like here in America if we had such things...

Post by **Ultra** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:22 am

like I said in the other post. YOu can stick aid up a route to hang the anchors if you want. You'll never have to get on the sharp end.

Website · Post by **gunslnga** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:15 am

Joost,
If you cant tell by now, we all is jus fun loving hillbillies, come on over and we will figure out the rest.

Post by **pawilkes** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:16 am

Ultra- wouldn't you be on the sharp end even if you stick clipped up a route?

diggum - there is alot of great rock her eand its only 45 minutes away and the people up here are great, have all there teeth and talk so you can actually understand them. still i would love to be down in the red every weekend

Post by **joost** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:41 am

Sorry,sorry sorry.
I shouldn't have.
How many of you thought I was actually 14?
What about the toproping?
I couldn'thelp myself.
I hope some of you actually suspected....and replied seriously in order to make me think that I fooled you but was actaully fooling myself.

I haven't toproped outdoors in my life, I don't drink, abstain from sex and I am a 27 year old playmate.

" the dangers of internet dating: you think yuo'll be meeting a 16 y promqueen but she turns out to be a chainsaw weilding grandma"

see you soon
sorry.

Post by **Christian** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:55 pm

joost wrote:
" the dangers of internet dating: you think yuo'll be meeting a 16 y promqueen but she turns out to be a chainsaw weilding grandma"

or an FBI agent.

Post by **marathonmedic** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:56 pm

J-Rock wrote:When I was in Japan there were vending machines all over the place filled with beer and there was no enforcement of a public intoxication law. It was awesome! I wonder what it would be like here in America if we had such things...

They had those in Spain, too. We bought one and it was absolutely terrible.