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Post by Spragwa » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:47 am

Christian wrote:Zack had syphyllis and colon cancer and he climbed :twisted:
Now that's some funny shit. No more excuses for having a bad day!
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Post by ynot » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:34 pm

Zack also did his first trad lead! Hey I had to spray for him.
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Post by Christian » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:32 am

He did it clean and had fun doing it. Thanks for puting him onto that route.
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Post by Biners_Of_Steel » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:29 pm

Christian wrote:My group started calling me MR LNT(leave no trace) because I suggested that bananna peels shouldn't be left to decompose if for no other reason than there aren't bananna trees around here. All poop will be packed out next time or they won't be going with me.
I am sorry but other than a deep hole and rocks it was not disposed of properly.
(As far as I Know) The boy dissappeared for 30 minutes and returned with the story.
Well I went in search for a certain tranquility that is needed for me to go poo. I found this beautiful amphitheater with a waterfall, so naturally it was pretty peaceful. So I’m prairie doggin it trying to get down, slipping and sliding when I find a nice tree. Dug a nice hole about a foot deep, let it rip. BEHOLD! It be diarrhea. Imagine my surprise. So I figure "well this sucks, but no use holding it in, that would be potentially disastrous if I get on a hard climb today" so I just let it go. Then a gust of wind brings me this awful smell and I know it's not me, being that most humans are in tune with their own odors. I look around for the source of the smell and notice this mound in between two rocks 8 feet away. Upon further inspection I came to the conclusion it was some sort of hoofed animal. After some more investigation (all this going on while stuffs coming out of my butt at an alarming rate) I decided it had to be a calf, the only reason I didn't catch it sooner was because it's neck was broken and bent backwards. So there went my tranquility and peaceful pooping experience. That’s my story.

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Post by Artsay » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:32 pm

Ummm...thanks for sharing? :wink:
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.

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Post by Christian » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:38 pm

All pooping aside, the boy climbs real good. 8)
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Post by ynot » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:24 pm

He just one upped you Ho. you gonna sit still for that?
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Post by alien2 » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:37 am

One would wonder did the calf fall off the cliff, was it a meal for sasquatch, or was it part of one of them there satanic cult rituals?
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Post by Biners_Of_Steel » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:31 pm

It had to of fallin from the top of the cliff. It's neck was pretty messed up. Theres a farm around where we were. Thing probably got loose went wandering around and tried to set up a rappel without clipping itself in to the anchors. But there was no rope....interesting....
Tragedy is when I cut my finger...Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

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Post by ReachHigh » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:00 pm

rapped off the end of the rope. the second then decided to hoof it down instead of rappel and took the rope. It was an utter catastrophe.
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Post by gunslnga » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:12 pm

ReachHigh wrote:.
It was an utter catastrophe.
Damn you beat me to it!!!!! I utterly lost again! :D
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.....

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Post by dipsi » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:31 pm

It behooves me to laugh! I can't moove! :lol: :oops:
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