What is your favorite route name?

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Post by bcrock » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:25 am

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Post by ahab » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:47 am

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Post by Crankmas » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:07 am

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Post by rjackson » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:25 am

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Post by gripster » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:33 am

I have a couple from my home town crag:

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
Titties and Beer

Also, I would like to hear where some of these awesome names originated from.

Titties and Beer was named after a Frank Zappa song (the FA Ted Anderson apparently loved the guy).

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Post by krampus » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:54 am

I do like the routs named after zappa songs, the man was briliant.
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Post by dhuff » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:26 am

Nothing as it Seams

That's just one I named at the gym that went up a little artificial seam. I thought it was pretty clever.

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Post by Jay » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:55 am

gripster wrote: Also, I would like to hear where some of these awesome names originated from.
Orgasm/ Orgasm Direct
Weasels Ripped My Flesh- Devil's Lake, WI (my home crag!)

Edging Skills or Hospital Bills
Foaming at the Crotch- Yosemite, the second courtesy of Tucker Tech

Semi-Automatic Chrome-Plated Enema Syringe-Boulder Canyon, CO

Whiskey for Breakfast -Rumbling Bald, NC

Also, check out this great thread on MountainProject:
http://mountainproject.com/v/general_cl ... 6144461__1
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Post by Lander » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:30 pm

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Post by StephyG » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:10 pm

I second Lander! "Stairway to Freebird" ....so fitting a name for one of Terry's routes!

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Post by tambo2 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:27 am

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Post by steep4me » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:08 pm

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Re: What is your favorite route name?

Post by vertical1 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:42 pm

layback and enjoy it (new river gorge)
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Re: What is your favorite route name?

Post by gravitycoach » Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:59 pm

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Re: What is your favorite route name?

Post by One-Fall » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:19 pm

"If You Don't Help Out, Get Out" - hopefully the next route put up in the Red.
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