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Gumby Twinkie

Postby Rotarypwr345704 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:21 pm

http://thegumbytwinkieexperiment.tripod.com/

Is this guy serious? Does anyone know him? I thought it was kind of a joke,, but the way some of it was written makes me wonder...

I love the tree climbing video. Priceless.
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Postby Clevis Hitch » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:45 pm

Thats just a kid who's in love with climbing. Its the honeymoon. You remember that don't you? Back in the day when you used to crimp door knobs and take a shit when you saw rock!
Don't worry though, He'll get an ass-full of the haters and eother become a hater or fall out of love.
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Postby KD » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:56 pm

That's Redpoint! He has clones.
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Postby caribe » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:40 pm

KD wrote:That's Redpoint! He has clones.
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Postby Clevis Hitch » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:52 pm

OMMF'ingG!!!

That guy is real! How did you get a picture of HIM!!!
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Postby Izzy » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:42 am

My only question is, how does this guy not have a sponsor yet?
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Postby Rollo » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:42 am

that video had me laughing from start to finish... this guy is brilliant.

How about the clothes changing color on the upside-down lead traverse!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!
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Postby A.Hubbuch » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:41 am

Oh. Fantastic. Redpoint has a website...
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Postby tbwilsonky » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:57 pm

some serious prose AND some sage advice re: lead climbing trees.

branches + gravity = ugh.
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Postby dmw » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:47 am

my favorite troll. ever.
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Re: Gumby Twinkie

Postby Bryce Noonan » Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:45 am

His name is Kris, he has all the beta in the gym
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Re: Gumby Twinkie

Postby Rx2Climb » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:54 am

Definitely Kris! Haven't seen him around in awhile. Does anyone know what he has been up to?
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Re: Gumby Twinkie

Postby mjkusn01 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:07 pm

Kris and I started a chariot racing team. We have the chariot constructed but don't have any horses to pull it yet so we're taking turns pulling each other.

I'll keep you guys updated as we get sponsors.
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Re: Gumby Twinkie

Postby Rx2Climb » Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:25 am

Either you are a very creative liar or extremely badass. Chariot team? Pulling eachother? Hats off to you two.
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