Dumb things climbers have said

[kek-san]

Other than the really hard part the rest is merely formidable.

[slaps]

Yesterday from the Gold Coast parking lot... "do you know how to get to the Sore Heel Parking lot?" and "can we walk there from here?"

Whoopsy navigator!

[blakeleathers]

but i can climb 5.10 in the gym, this has to be harder.

[kato]

Tying my knot and racking up at the base of both a sport line and a trad line, a couple walks by and asks, "Are you bolting or belaying?"

[gripster]

"The 5.8+ should be easier than the 5.9"

[Rollo]

Tying my knot and racking up at the base of both a sport line and a trad line, a couple walks by and asks, "Are you bolting or belaying?"

LOL! I almost posted this before you! -Tim

[kato]

You should tell the rest of the story!

[cramacam]

"Oh yeah it was so awesome! It was all nuts in the face the whole way. Just nut in the face after nut in the face."
Myself shamelessly spraying about Central Scrutinizer to a fellow climber... with non-climbers well within earshot... they also made it clear that they over heard it and were displeased.

[JR]

"Maybe it is easier now" Someone drawing the wrong conclusion about Golden Boy after watching a video of Lynn Hill onsighting it. That someone was me. I went and checked. Still nearly impossible for me. Duh!

[pigsteak]

subtle spray fail...

[JR]

You are so right Pigsteak! Clearly a violation. Do the math. Including an 8a, Lynn Hill and yourself in the same post. I should know better. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[pigsteak]

lol...ur welcome!

[hypro]

She iron woman!!

statement made by non-english speaking Japanese husband after climber on route next to her fell and swung into his wife causing her to fall

[ynp1]

Were they really Japanese or do you just call everybody that looks Asian, Japanese?

Racist...

[Redpoint]

A guy top-roping a 7 at Pistol Ridge yells down in his most pissed off voice "f#&king pay attention, I fell like two feet".