Mayonnaise spread.

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Mayonnaise spread.

Post by Dylannn » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:01 am

Mayonnaise is full of fat and calories, but can still be consumed healthy. As long, as you don't over use. Anything is healthy if over used.If you have any other information so plz share.

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Re: Mayonnaise spread.

Post by c-foot » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:51 am

Mayonnaise is also good for softening your skin. I have my wife spread it over my entire body every night.

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Post by dustonian » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:26 am

Mayonnaise also works great as an autoerotic or coital lubricant.

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Re: Mayonnaise spread.

Post by Jeff » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:42 am

Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

It is known, of course, as ...Sinko de Mayo.

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Re: Mayonnaise spread.

Post by climb2core » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:53 am

Thanks Jeff, I always appreciate when an educated scholar can provide some historical perspective.

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Re: Mayonnaise spread.

Post by Jeff » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:57 pm

No prob C2C. I try not to flaunt it, but sometimes it just comes out.

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Re: Mayonnaise spread.

Post by KD » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:39 pm

Paula Deen like mayaonnaise - she's hot!

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