Stoppers versus Nuts

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Stoppers versus Nuts

Post by SCIN » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:47 pm

So I was playing on the "Crack Machine" that I just added to my gym, and was wondering if anyone has ever had any problems with hand cramps while hand jamming in so-called "Crack Machine"? I get this weird feeling in my hands as soon as I go for a perfect jam...an it's not even overhanging - an 80 degree slab!!!

The other weird thing is that my new jockstrap hasn't arrived yet so I've been using a cereal box. That in itself really isn't "weird", but I'm using the Count Chocula box that a small man was reaching for in Krogers today. Again, this isn't weird, but the small man has not let go of it yet...and he smells like mushed up eggplants and scrambled eggs.
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Re: Stoppers versus Nuts

Post by Wes » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:52 pm

SCIN wrote:smells like mushed up eggplants and scrambled eggs.
Speaking of eggplants, what, exactly is the difference between Humus and Baba ghanoush? I got some Baba ghanoush the other day, thinking it was humus, but I couldn't tell that is wasn't after eating it. I see it has eggplants in it, does humus not?
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Post by SCIN » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:57 pm

Stick to the topic Wes...unless, of course, you'd like your post deleted, and yourself banned from the internet? Tell you what, why don't you cover hand in nachos and go out on a date with paulc3p0. Do not tell him that you have nachos on your hand, but instead wait until he grabs it and his eyes become filled with amazement.
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Re: Stoppers versus Nuts

Post by RRO » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:52 pm

SCIN wrote:So, I decided I wanted to play retro and be a man again and do some "Crack Climbing". I loaded up all my gadgets and put on my 7 habits of successful people seminar podcasts and turned my overpriced freedom hating truck towards the meca called the Red. I did not have a partner so I called RRO up and asked him to put up Roadside for me. After I signed my waiver and got belay certified we headed out. The approach went smooth enough with RRO breaking ground and checking for spiders along the way. We get to the base and RRO dances up the rock without a glint of strain. So here I go jamming this 80 degree slab and as soon as I get 15 feet off the ground I get this weird feeling in my forearms and grease out, maybe I should extend my practice room ?. RRO is such a patient friend and mentor and coaches me thru the first section. I pulled on gear a few times, the weird feelings in my arm was increasing. I asked RRO if he would lower me back down so I could rehydrate and sign a couple autographs, being the super cool guy he is he obliged. After 6 or 7 signings, 3 pictures with families and kissing a baby I was hankered. RRO being the total stud he is cleaned the rest of his gear on the way down and carried my pack out. Does anyone else suck this bad and depend on their partner that much or is it just me?
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Post by pigsteak » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:44 am

lmao
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Post by Mboss » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:49 am

Hummus definitely does not have eggplant, just garbanzo beans or chick peas whatever you like to call them. Babaghanoush is like hummus with eggplant added. Rather tasty.

PS- that SCIN guy sounds like a wuss. RRO must be a really patient partner.
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Post by Crankmas » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:44 am

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Post by Wes » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:08 am

Mboss, Thanks much!
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Post by TradMike » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:52 pm

I dated this midget once
I was NUTS over her
I had to break up with her because she kept sticking her nose in my business.

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Post by Zspider » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:28 pm

TradMike wrote:

I had to break up with her because she kept sticking her nose in my business.

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Post by p0bray01 » Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:50 pm

I get hand cramps after long days of jamming....but not usually if I eat hummus or baba ghanoush before.
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Post by Saxman » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:32 pm

Doesn't Michelle get mad when you refer to her naughty bits as the "Crack Machine?" I bet the pain is from the Viagra not letting the blood out of your hands.
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Post by The Juice » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:27 pm

Stoppers. Fuck a bunch of nuts.

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Post by Jay » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:30 pm

Hummous is chick peas and Tahini (sesame paste)

Baba Ganoush is Eggplant and Tahini. (No chick peas)

Most people would probably consider it more than a little bit kinky to use either one in conjunction with a crack machine.

Then again, kinky is as kinky does...
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Post by tomdarch » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:38 pm

What's wrong with you people!?!? How can you discuss the ingredients of hummus and not mention the garlic! I'm hard to offend, but that's fucking sick!

By the way, what does the cereal man say, if anything? Perhaps he is fond of ratatouille or hummus, and that is why he smells like eggplant.
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