Ondra Patrol

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Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:21 am

I think Ondra warrants a dedicated thread to his trip to the RRG. Anytime you see him, you can post here. Important details like what he ate on his pizza, what color of shirt he is wearing, did you get to shake his hand... etc. Also please include hourly updates as to his location. Does anyone have a GPS tracker to donate to the cause? I will be putting up a facebook link to the "Ondra at the Red" event soon!

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by pigsteak » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:23 am

sad thing is, Ian is not kidding on any of those points....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by milspecmark » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:34 am

What are the flavor of his nuts?

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:53 am

pigsteak wrote:sad thing is, Ian is not kidding on any of those points....

https://www.facebook.com/events/489434781080447/

Kipp, this is not something to be joking about.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:24 pm

pigsteak wrote:This just in...ondra was spotted getting beta from dru mack.
Let's see if we can get him on video saying he is "drumacksiked" before onsighting PI.

And fer God's sake Piggy, post in the right thread.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by bcombs » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:29 pm

Hit him with Wingardium Leviosa so he can float up PI for the flash and downgrade.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:31 pm

It is Halloween week end... Anyone got a HP costume to donate for the cause? I am thinking a cape and wand is about all we would need.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by pigsteak » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:16 pm

sorry that was posting from my iphone at the crag...in between blue jean burn sesh's with drumack and ondramania
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by RRO » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:42 pm

I heard he flew in to see all the new parking lots and went home
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by Bum » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:00 pm

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by tradotto » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:03 pm

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by stix » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:21 pm

ondra is climbing on omaha and passes my friend on 40. when asked how it was he responded "not so much interesting at all". "big jugs down low and not so much interesting up here."
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by mssmith » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:31 pm

Ashima Shiraishi getting her picture taken next to ondra at Miguel's this morning. Eyeballs exploding everywhere. After, when he asked my buddy how to get to the motherload my face melted right off, fell right on the ground. He even picked it up and wore it for a while.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by tbwilsonky » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:36 am

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at least that is what he was yammering about after crushing the Lode. Fifer Scissors. Bicycles. Bringin' it. blah blah blah. he seriously wouldn't shut up about it.
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by graniteclimber » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:51 am

I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!

Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.

Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.

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