Ondra Patrol

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by Cromper » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:01 pm

I wish I could climb with Adam ondra for one day, then I could die happy.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:02 pm

I resent you insinuating that we are teenagers.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by tbwilsonky » Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:22 pm

graniteclimber wrote:I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!

Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.

Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.
i can't believe you wasted so much space getting to "cup his balls."
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by camhead » Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:36 pm

graniteclimber wrote:I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!

Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.

Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.
I believe that Sharma said "crimp ladder with no moves." Can't recall which route he was talking about, though.

This Ondra ball-cupping is pretty obnoxious, though.
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by clif » Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:41 pm

camhead wrote:This Ondra ball-cupping is pretty obnoxious, though.
it's like he spent his own money to develop routes. or built a parking lot.
training is for people who care, i have a job.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:42 pm

Two days in the Red and nary a story. Ondramania was supposed to relieve me of the doldrum of work. This isn't turning out how I envisioned it. Thankfully, I will be in the Red tomorrow and then I will be climbing and could care less what he is climbing, unless he is getting on my pj ;)

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by whoneedsfeet » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:26 pm

Ondra getting on your pj is like Donald trump going slumming in upper middle class America. He wouldn't waste his time.
Skipping cruxes is a way of life.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:29 pm

whoneedsfeet wrote:Ondra getting on your pj is like Donald trump going slumming in upper middle class America. He wouldn't waste his time.

Simply brilliant Einstein.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by whoneedsfeet » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:15 pm

climb2core wrote:
whoneedsfeet wrote:Ondra getting on your pj is like Donald trump going slumming in upper middle class America. He wouldn't waste his time.

Simply brilliant Einstein.

Why thank you.
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by Jeff » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:23 pm

Ian, if your bored before heading down, can you translate "enjoy" from English to Checko slav vack ...whatever country Ondras from?
That's what I said to him as we were leaving BM today. He looked at me like I had two heads.

Not like that's never happened to me before...

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:28 pm

Next time you see him, say "požívat"

Czech for pussy.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by Jeff » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:37 pm

I wouldn't do that, but I'll try to remember that word.

Yea, right. Like that'll happen.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:38 pm

Actually, it means "enjoy" :)

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:49 pm

Ok, so one thing that is cool about climbing is that we can rub shoulders with the world's best athletes. We all participate in the same arena so to speak.


What other sports can you do that in?

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by Next Level » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:20 pm

climb2core wrote:Next time you see him, say "požívat"

Czech for pussy.
False.

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