Ondra Patrol

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by THB » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:10 pm

kafish2 wrote:
Hows the new skate park?
Fun... I got new skate shoes and a new set-up today... then we went and rode for a bit. You should join us sometime. OMG, me skating in the same park as kafish2, is like me climbing at the same crag as Ondra, or playing golf on the same course as Tiger, or playing tennis on the same court as Federer... OMG!! Hahaha...

Skate today, climb tomorrow... maybe I'll run into you in the gorge tomorrow. Peace.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by MYDADPULLEDOUT » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:50 pm

pigsteak wrote:who is stronger...ashima or ondra..is he waiting for her to hang draws?
Don't get to far off topic pork chop, this thread is solely dedicated to all holy wizard himself, the Adam Ondra. If Ashima wants her on thread, there is a sign up sheet outside the door, so fuck off!

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by captain static » Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:32 pm

Piggy is spot on.
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by crazyhair » Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:15 pm

Ondra was spotted buying a six-pack of Budweiser cans on Saturday. Ondra is 18 and apparently has the taste of a 15 year old at his first kegger.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by pigsteak » Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:29 am

captain static wrote:Piggy is spot on.
this goes without saying....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by MYDADPULLEDOUT » Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:57 pm

Ashima may have been distracting you from the almighty wizard, but he has returned with VENGEANCE! No he didn't exterminate that little shit, rather he flashed southern smoke direct... Some say he was quoted saying, "suck it bitch" in reference to Ashima. Heil Ondra! Heil Ondra! Heil Ondra!

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by Bum » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:12 pm

Apparently he flashed Southern Smoke Direct. Here comes the downgrade.
Goodbye RRG's only 15.
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by pigsteak » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:01 am

if Ondra had climbed southern smoke, then came back and did southern smoke direct would that still be considered a flash?
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:27 am

No. Not a flash. Just a first go Redpoint. Flash implies you have not touched the rock above what you can reach from the ground. He actually did the same thing before climbing a 14d line that had some convergence with a route that he had already sent. It was called a first go ascent, not a flash.

http://climbingnarc.com/2012/04/nope-5- ... t-be-long/



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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by pigsteak » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:30 am

so if he had watched someone else on southern smoke but then did southern smoke direct, it is still a flash...?
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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:33 am

LOL, yes still a flash, because he had beta for much of the line that is Southern Smoke Direct.

Quit playin, you know this shit.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by MYDADPULLEDOUT » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:38 am

It don't matter brah. Ondra da best!

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by Willy » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:04 pm

Downgrades suggested for Omaha, Fifty words for Pump and Southern direct. Dang

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by climb2core » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:18 pm

i bet Omaha and Fifty will probably stay at the grade. SSD has only seen 2 ascents, and Adam T openly admits he was unsure on the grade.

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Re: Ondra Patrol

Post by mcrib » Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:08 pm

If only Ondra would confirm the grade of Bare Metal Teen for all of us.
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