Roadside Restoration Patrol

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Roadside Restoration Patrol

Post by jeoffrey06 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:26 am

I know some local people would love to contribute to The Graining Fork Nature Preserve to help reestablish the LLC and Roadside Crag as recreational adventure hotspots. It has been some time since the avid recreational adventurers have been able to enjoy this destination and I know that the land owners would love some help in getting this area back to its original quality. Since that's what the sign says "for restoration" I'm positive that if the locals get together and help out, the area will be reopened to the public... Why else would the sign say that?

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Post by ynp1 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:32 am

That is one of the funnier post I have read in a while.
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Re: Roadside Restoration Patrol

Post by Cromper » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:37 am

Haha, good luck.

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Post by DriskellHR » Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:38 am

Good one! I needed some amusement this morning
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Re: Roadside Restoration Patrol

Post by toad857 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:30 pm

I have attempted to contact both of the listed owners a few times... no response.

It seems as if they've taken their ball and gone home.

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Post by sharon9999 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:33 pm

Just like breaking up.Some times a person just doesn't want to admit it's really over..........
Try to accept it and move on to a new cliff. :(

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Re: Roadside Restoration Patrol

Post by rupp » Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:14 pm

i would be super excited to help out with the "restoration" seeing how this is one of my favorite hiking places in the red. I'm so glad the owners shut it down for a time to let the land "heal" itself. I've been sneaking into this beautiful nature preserve to plant trees from time to time but it would be great to coordinate our efforts. I think the owners might need some help with their website as well as the restoration seeing as the website on their sign has been shut down for some time. does anybody know someone with a green thumb that can also write code?

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Post by doogievlg » Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:44 pm

I'm not trying to sound like a dick here but did you happen to search Roadside in the forums. I saw that you only had two post's and while you may have been climbing at the red your entire life, you don't really get to enjoy the drama until you skim through the threads on here. Roadside will be closed until the end of time and cock rings will make you train harder.
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Re: Roadside Restoration Patrol

Post by KD » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:05 pm

Roadside and cockrings both have limited potential for climber satisfaction when dildos are about.

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Re: Roadside Restoration Patrol

Post by the midas touch 123 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:00 pm

doogievlg wrote:Roadside will be closed until the end of time and cock rings will make you train harder.
The fact that I followed that comment through its entirety is an indication I seriously need to get out more...

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Post by doogievlg » Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:54 am

Listen here mother fuckers...if you train with a cock ring you WILL send harder than ondra...its proven. I used to tie a noose around my cock and hang it from the anchors and just take huge whippers on it.
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Re: Roadside Restoration Patrol

Post by Saxman » Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:44 am

jeoffrey06 wrote:Why else would the sign say that?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like was said before, just read through the last Roadside threads.
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