Homosexual Duo claim FHA of AWOL, RRG, KY

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Homosexual Duo claim FHA of AWOL, RRG, KY

Post by Horatio Felacio » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:21 am

On August 28, 2007, the First Homo Ascent of AWOL was established at the infamous Roadside Crag of the notorious Red River Gorge in Kentucky, USA. On the evening of July 28th, Ray Ellington and Matt Massey began the trek in to the Roadside crag. A brutal 8 minutes of hiking, the "Two Faggoteers", as they refer to themselves, came upon the AWOL and decided to wait for better conditions. This also gave them a chance to continue the sick training seshes' at the Ray&Michelle Garage. The fags returned almost one month later, on a rather mildewey Augst 28th morning to find the route open and gumby-free. The pair set out at 10:30 am, and and after a near fatal fall (see pic below), both reached the summit just after 10:40 am that same day, claiming the FHA. On the descent, the pair passed Rick Weber and Terry Kindred who had planned on claiming the FHA.

Congratulations you two!
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Ray Ellington catching Matt Massey falling from above on the serious AWOL at the Roadside Crag. Notice the excessive crotch-grabbing during the near-death experience, giving undeniable proof to the First Homo Ascent.
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Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast

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Post by Buster » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:23 am

Too late pal, Ashtray and I got that thing years ago.
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Post by Horatio Felacio » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:27 am

I heard you stick-clipped the first bolt...Ray and Matt did the true FHA - ground up, sans stick clip and pre-hung draws.

Way to go Ray and Matt!
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast

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Post by captain static » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:30 am

I think what you two have discovered there is a patentable artform. You know like a celebratory dance in the end zone or a figure skating or gymnastics routine.
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Post by Crankmas » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:30 am

you should have called, Jim Nabors and I "were going over our lines" for Annie in my suite at Abners

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Post by Buster » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:39 am

Horatio Felacio wrote:I heard you stick-clipped the first bolt...Ray and Matt did the true FHA - ground up, sans stick clip and pre-hung draws.

Way to go Ray and Matt!
Ray and Matt are real sweethearts and true faggots but there weren't even any bolts in the thing when we tagged our team ascent. Only the rainbow sized TCUs (these things fit any sized cracks) were used for gear.
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Post by alien2 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:53 am

You Analmals
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Post by ashtray » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:24 am

asdf
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Post by Steve » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:34 pm

Congrats you two, way to go!!!
I see they are still lopping off mountains in Eastern Kentucky. Electricity isn't cheap.

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Post by the lurkist » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:02 pm

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Post by ashtray » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:35 pm

asdf
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Post by finish jug » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:42 pm

Nice work fagga-tron, and brown eye on the FHA!!! I thought i heard the sound of a mighty chainsaw starting up when you two reached the top!!! I cant wait for the next report... this is better than daniel sending jade, or sharma's realization!!!

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Post by rhunt » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:07 am

damn I wish I knew about the homo handshake when I was single :roll:
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Post by Buster » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:13 am

rhunt wrote:damn I wish I knew about the homo handshake when I was single :roll:
I bet Senator Craig knows about it.
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I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
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Post by the lurkist » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:01 am

So, homos really do hook up at the Jr Williams rest area ? Shocker!
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