Ondra Patrol

Post by **climb2core** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:21 am

I think Ondra warrants a dedicated thread to his trip to the RRG. Anytime you see him, you can post here. Important details like what he ate on his pizza, what color of shirt he is wearing, did you get to shake his hand... etc. Also please include hourly updates as to his location. Does anyone have a GPS tracker to donate to the cause? I will be putting up a facebook link to the "Ondra at the Red" event soon!

Post by **pigsteak** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:23 am

sad thing is, Ian is not kidding on any of those points....

Post by **milspecmark** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:34 am

What are the flavor of his nuts?

Post by **climb2core** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:53 am

pigsteak wrote:sad thing is, Ian is not kidding on any of those points....

https://www.facebook.com/events/489434781080447/

Kipp, this is not something to be joking about.

Post by **climb2core** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:24 pm

pigsteak wrote:This just in...ondra was spotted getting beta from dru mack.

Let's see if we can get him on video saying he is "drumacksiked" before onsighting PI.

And fer God's sake Piggy, post in the right thread.

Post by **bcombs** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:29 pm

Hit him with Wingardium Leviosa so he can float up PI for the flash and downgrade.

Post by **climb2core** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:31 pm

It is Halloween week end... Anyone got a HP costume to donate for the cause? I am thinking a cape and wand is about all we would need.

Post by **pigsteak** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:16 pm

sorry that was posting from my iphone at the crag...in between blue jean burn sesh's with drumack and ondramania

Post by **RRO** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:42 pm

I heard he flew in to see all the new parking lots and went home

Post by **Bum** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:00 pm

Post by **tradotto** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:03 pm

http://vimeo.com/6048642 (A different) Self-proclaimed climbing wizard.

Post by **stix** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:21 pm

ondra is climbing on omaha and passes my friend on 40. when asked how it was he responded "not so much interesting at all". "big jugs down low and not so much interesting up here."

Post by **mssmith** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:31 pm

Ashima Shiraishi getting her picture taken next to ondra at Miguel's this morning. Eyeballs exploding everywhere. After, when he asked my buddy how to get to the motherload my face melted right off, fell right on the ground. He even picked it up and wore it for a while.

Post by **tbwilsonky** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:36 am

at least that is what he was yammering about after crushing the Lode. Fifer Scissors. Bicycles. Bringin' it. blah blah blah. he seriously wouldn't shut up about it.

Post by **graniteclimber** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:51 am

I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!

Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.

Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.

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