Ondra Patrol
- climb2core
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Ondra Patrol
I think Ondra warrants a dedicated thread to his trip to the RRG. Anytime you see him, you can post here. Important details like what he ate on his pizza, what color of shirt he is wearing, did you get to shake his hand... etc. Also please include hourly updates as to his location. Does anyone have a GPS tracker to donate to the cause? I will be putting up a facebook link to the "Ondra at the Red" event soon!
- pigsteak
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Re: Ondra Patrol
sad thing is, Ian is not kidding on any of those points....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
- milspecmark
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Re: Ondra Patrol
What are the flavor of his nuts?
- climb2core
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pigsteak wrote:sad thing is, Ian is not kidding on any of those points....
https://www.facebook.com/events/489434781080447/
Kipp, this is not something to be joking about.
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Re: Ondra Patrol
Let's see if we can get him on video saying he is "drumacksiked" before onsighting PI.pigsteak wrote:This just in...ondra was spotted getting beta from dru mack.
And fer God's sake Piggy, post in the right thread.
Re: Ondra Patrol
Hit him with Wingardium Leviosa so he can float up PI for the flash and downgrade.
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Re: Ondra Patrol
It is Halloween week end... Anyone got a HP costume to donate for the cause? I am thinking a cape and wand is about all we would need.
- pigsteak
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Re: Ondra Patrol
sorry that was posting from my iphone at the crag...in between blue jean burn sesh's with drumack and ondramania
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
Re: Ondra Patrol
I heard he flew in to see all the new parking lots and went home
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Re: Ondra Patrol
ondra is climbing on omaha and passes my friend on 40. when asked how it was he responded "not so much interesting at all". "big jugs down low and not so much interesting up here."
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Thoreau
Re: Ondra Patrol
Ashima Shiraishi getting her picture taken next to ondra at Miguel's this morning. Eyeballs exploding everywhere. After, when he asked my buddy how to get to the motherload my face melted right off, fell right on the ground. He even picked it up and wore it for a while.
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Re: Ondra Patrol

at least that is what he was yammering about after crushing the Lode. Fifer Scissors. Bicycles. Bringin' it. blah blah blah. he seriously wouldn't shut up about it.
haunted.
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Re: Ondra Patrol
I'm embarrassed for you guys. I wonder if the Spanish teenagers stand around and go OMG SHARMA!!!
Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.
Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.
Then the guy floats one of your best routes and calls it a boring jug haul. Hey wait... you know who else did that? Sharma! And then you put him on the cover of the guide book.
Standing around gawking and just waiting for the chance to stuff your hands down his pants and cup his balls.