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Post by Guest » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:57 pm

a spictacular young vegetarian unemployed man to be my rope gun and challenge me to get on harder routes, dance naked in the moonlight for me, and cook my meals.

House cleaning skills are a plus. Inquire within.
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Post by the lurkist » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:07 pm

Is that it? You are low maintenance.
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Post by Paul3eb » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:19 pm

i can cook meals including but not limited to: baba ghanouj, dulce de leche, banana bread, tabouli, hummus, marinara (secret italian recipe), pasta fagoli, southwestern hashbrowns.

and the spanish in me makes me handy in all housekeeping aspects..

my required compensation: watching movies in linen-forts in the living room. desired benefits: hehe.. well.. we can negotiate ;)
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Post by Ultra » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:25 pm

I see your cooking skills and raise you a sewing machine and the know how to use it. My speciality is interior design. I also paint, carpenter,lay tile and carpet. Not to mention yard work.

My trump card is that I can program a VCR/DVD player! :P
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Post by Saxman » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:51 pm

I see all of that plus I play the saxophone, love gardening, and am a great get away driver.
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Post by Snowpuppy » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:08 pm

Now that's what I call advertisement. :D
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Post by spuzo » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:46 pm

Unfortunately Sandy, you said "man" and therefore the perfection you seek will never be found.

Wow - that sounded kind of hateful, I was going a bit more for the hippie lesbian angle and it came out all wrong. Let's try this again.

I see everyone's skills previously listed and raise you one great set of tits and the possibility of apparatus attachment, a cabin in the woods and the ability to twirl knives on fire. ( I really can play the saxophone and bassoon, but the bassoon is not really as sexy...)
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Post by dipsi » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:54 am

spuzo wrote:
raise you one great set of tits
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Post by J-Rock » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:15 am

Damn, I like the dancing naked in the moonlight part, but I don't think I could go without eating meat. Oh yeah, and Karla would probably get mad at me... :D
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Post by Ultra » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:49 am

O.K., I call....Sandy, How about it. Who wins? :?:
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Post by Paul3eb » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:27 am

well it sounds like i'm out.. i can't offer anything more than all that i am ;)
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Post by Smedley » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:48 am

Sure, I'm your man...Just have a massive amount of cosmetic surgury, douch on a regular basis and presto!
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Post by Meadows » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:19 am

Sandy, I think you just described Spragwa (except for that whole XY chromosome situation).
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Post by Crankmas » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:31 pm

reminds me of "Looking for Mr Goodbar" great murder scene, roaches and dirty steak knives are just ... well,
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Post by rhunt » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:37 pm

naked moonlight dancing sounds fun... :P
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